He asks me
"are you a poet"
I said
"no,
oh god
no."
but they refuse
to believe
so I said
"everyone can be
writing poems."
but again
they refuse to believe
and ask me
to make a poem
on the spot
I was embarrassed
outraged
disappointed
wanting to leave
so
I said
"the moon hits my eye like a big pizza pie."
I pushed in the chair
and
left.